ALIVE, UNFORTUNATELY

Description:
Surviving has become a personality trait.

ALIVE, UNFORTUNATELY is made for the generation that laughs through breakdowns, replies “I’m fine” on autopilot, and somehow keeps going despite the chaos. Bills, deadlines, overthinking, fake people, emotional damage, and yet… still alive Unfortunately.

This design captures dark humor with raw Gen Z relatability. It turns everyday stress into wearable sarcasm, a statement for those who cope with life by making jokes about it. Because sometimes laughing is cheaper than therapy.

It’s not sadness. It’s aesthetic suffering.

Crafted from premium 260 GSM 90/10 cotton-polyester terry knit, this oversized silhouette delivers a heavyweight structure with a soft luxury feel. Designed with drop shoulders and a relaxed unisex fit, it’s built for effortless streetwear with personality.

Details:
• 260 GSM Premium Terry Knit
• 90/10 Cotton Polyester Blend
• Oversized Unisex Fit
• Drop Shoulder Silhouette
• Soft Hand-Feel with Heavyweight Finish

Care:
Wash inside-out in cold water
Dry on low heat
Iron inside-out only

For the emotionally unavailable, but fashionably present.